Lets Have Fun!! Checkout This 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako

Mehn! Gone are those good old days… Life was pretty much easier then!!

Kids of nowadays ain’t having any quality fun. The only thing they know how to do is play PS 3 (Play Station) and browse..

I remember during our time, Insults was something of fun.. When people make jest of theirselves inside the class and all kinda funny play. I missed those days.

WARNING:- Butty Children are not welcome here because you won’t even know what we are discussing here. This Post is for the Ajepakos, Awon Team Ibile!!

Here are 17 Childhood Insults you will remember if you were an Ajepako, See below:-

 

 

 1. “You mess, akpu fly gate”

 

It makes no sense, but it still used to pain.

2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?”

 

The ajepako was strong with this one.

3. “You mess, harmattan catch eba.”

HOW, ABEG?

4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron”

Hian!

5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1”

Why did we drag Babangida into it?

6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape”

The kuli kuli must have been a badass.

7. “The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am”

Honestly, Why did this even pain us?

8. “The strongest man for your village, na hot eba kill am”

This still makes no sense.

9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.”

Wetin concern me?
11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like James Bond bullet”

Kai! This one used to pain.
12. “You poo here, poo here, poo here, dey find the LCM”

 This one was just extra razz. 13. “You bombastic element”

Still don’t know what this means, but it used to pain.
14. “American dusting powder”

Every primary school girl’s favourite insult. :*)
15. “Born by mistake”

Ouch!
16. “Water and garri make eba on your wedding day”

The most annoying answer to “what?”
17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo baba shoemaker”

When you hear this song, you know there is hole somewhere.
You like it? Which of this Insult do you remember very well back then?
Add Yours & Don’t forget to drop your Comments.
Lets laugh

Kiss Daniel Reveals He Has A Crush On Olamide’s Latest Artiste, Temmie Ovwasa

Kiss Daniel Reveals He Has a Crush on Olamide’s Latest Signing Temmie Ovwasa.

Temmie Ovwasa first lady of Olamide’s label YBNL posted an acoustic rendition of Kiss Daniel’s latest single Mama on her page (Watch HERE).

Kiss Daniel who just released his debut album New Era observed the video.

He showered praise on Temmie writing, “I Love her so much mehn perhaps my first industry crush.

Six Die Over Infidelity In Kaduna State

There was confusion in some parts of Kaduna on Wednesday following the killing of six over a girl palaver. The incident occurred at the Badarawa Kwaru and Ungwan Yero, all in Kaduna North Local Government Area of the state.

Reports gathered that six persons were feared killed while scores sustained varying degrees of injuries. The Kaduna Command of the Nigerian Police Force confirmed the incident.

The Police Public Relations Officer in the state, Zubairu Abubakar, a Deputy Superintendent of Police, said several suspects had been arrested in connection with the crisis. But he never gave the casualty figure.

He said, “So many arrests were made, but I cannot tell you the number of people arrested until I find out from the office. However, calm has returned to the two communities.”

As of Wednesday evening, there were heavy presence of soldiers and police who forced residents of the area to remain indoor as several gunshots were fired into the air at interval.

Eyewitness accounts said the fight started between two men on Sunday night over a woman.

A source, who did not want his name mentioned, told a Punch correspondent that a man from a neighbouring Kwaru community came on a motorcycle to Unguwar Yero to see his alleged concubine, who is the wife of a man in Unguwar Yero.

He said, “The woman was the girlfriend of the Kwaru man, who used to give her money when they were dating. But the lady in question married another person. But after their marriage, the lady and her ex-boyfriend were still dating.

“On that Sunday evening, the Kwaru man came as usual to look for his concubine. They met as usual, but the husband, who was already suspecting his wife, trailed her to where they were standing. So, when he accosted them, the Kwaru man stabbed his concubine’s husband in the stomach.

“The man later died before he could be rushed to the hospital. But what got people of the area angry was that, when Governor Nasir el-Rufai visited the place, he begged the people to be patient, without taking any action to bring the culprit to book.

“That was why Unguwar Yero people also started attacking people suspected to be Hausa-Muslim,” he said.

It was learnt that the governor was at Ungwan Yero to broker peace.

As of the time of filing this report, casualty figures remained six, according to an eye witness.

Source: Punch

Eyewitness Gives Full Account Of How Peter Okoye And Banky W Saved Tee Billz From Committing Suic!de On Lekki Toll Bridge Today

According to an eye witness who was around the Lekki toll bridge, Tunji was spotted trying to jump off the bridge but some of his friends were there at the right time to stop him from jumping off.

According to the eye witness, Chukwuma Ani, Teebillz hit his car from behind around 9:00 am and he refused to apologize after he confronted him.

He further stated that he saw Teebillz drive to the middle of the Lekki toll bridge, come out of the car and walk to the railing of the bridge. He stood watching what was going on, suddenly two cars drove close by and one light skinned man, who turned out to be Banky W and Peter Okoye came out shouting and telling Teebillz not to jump.

 

He had more to say:-

“I thought I was watching a movie” Ani told LIB “the man held the railing and tried to jump over it and that was when the yellow man held him and started shouting for help. The two of them nearly fell into the water. I quickly joined the yellow man to pull the guy out and while we were struggling with him, one PSquare twin (Peter Okoye) and Banky W joined us to pull the man out ” Ani said

Depression is a serious medical condition and should not be toyed with. I pray he gets all the help and support he needs.

Drop your comments.

 

 

 

 

Poor Electricity Supply: My Children Are Also Suffering The Effect- Fashola

 

Minister of Power, Works and Housing, Babatunde Fashola, says his children are also facing the effects of the poor electricity supply presently being experienced in the country.

He said they suffer from heat rashes, sweat a lot and also wonder what exactly he, as the minister in charge of power, is doing about the electricity challenge.

Fashola said this while speaking on Channels TV yesterday

“It’s a very hot season of the year. I see my children too sweating, having heat rash and they look at me like what are you doing about this thing.

Let me be very clear, this problem can be solved. It needs detailed and methodical approach.

First work to do is to supply more gas because without gas, I am like a generator owner who can’t get fuel, so I can’t power my plants.

There are errors of planning of yesterday but they are errors that can be corrected“he said.

Poor Electricity Supply: My Children Are Also Suffering The Effects – Fashola - See more at: http://www.naijaloaded.com.ng/2016/04/27/poor-electricity-supply-children-also-suffering-effects-fashola/#sthash.k2d3NYId.dpuf

Olamide Reveals Lil Kesh & Viktoh Are No Longer Signed To YBNL

Rumours speculating that Lil Kesh did not renew his deal with YBNL after it expired hit the headlines last week; but YBNL boss Olamide has cleared the air confirming the rumours are indeed true.

The “Street OT” rapper took to his Instagram to reveal that Lil Kesh and his former label-mate Viktoh are no longer signed to his imprint, after the expiration of their original contract two weeks ago.

Nonetheless Olamide said that despite the fact that both artistes are now independent they will be managed by YBNL.

This is certainly a shocking news for fans of the record label. In other YBNL related news, Adekunle Gold will be releasing his debut album titled “Gold” in a matter of weeks.

Check Olamide’s message on Instagram below and share your thoughts; should Lil Kesh and Viktoh resign with YBNL or move on to a new chapter of their respective careers.